Mable is a bit embarrassed to divulge this – but she is worried. She loves Whoopie pies and naturally they make her smile. How can you eat one and not smile? “Maine, lawmakers are poised to make the “whoopie pie” the official state dessert — even though some claim the chocolate cake sandwich filled with white fluffy filling was actually invented in Pennsylvania… no Mainer has to go far to find whoopies — “bakeries, corner stores, mom-and-pop shops, supermarkets, restaurants, lunch stands, hotels, motels, B&Bs, taverns, bars, dance halls, wherever.” (State Rep. Paul Davis & writer A.J.HIGGINS http://n.pr/e5wwgh.) That all sounds good, so why is Mable worried? She is concerned if the word gets out that perhaps there will be a shortage. A shortage would mean unhappy people. Unhappy people mean frowns. You must remember that Mables company (Emos) main product is smiles. This is worrisome. Frowns are the sad and lonely. Smiles are happy.